2010 Personally and Personalities

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Hi All,

This is just another fine day in November 2010 and I thought about sharing something with you. I hope you all are doing well and even I am also doing very well!! Why am I doing well?? You gotta trust me on this. Everyone on this planet is doing really well in what ever job they are doing. Even if some one has ruined it completely, he/she still has done exceptionally well to ruin it. Also its probably for the last time I am opening my dashboard. Last time? Well, I was only talking about this Great holy year of 2010. Now sheer mathematically this year of numeric figure 2010 has taken 2010 years from 0 to arrive at this very point in time. WOW! Amazing! Good Job!!! But what this 2010 does not know is that it has taken 4.5 BILLION years of this planet's existence for somebody like Manocha to arrive. hmmm So How in the hell can it really Challenge or Defeat me? Well coming to the core issue and that is this page right now. Issues damn! Issues lead to tissues. So no issues. Lets call it a "time waste" or a inconsequential rambling of sort.

Personally

Well, Earlier I was planning to do a sequel on 2009 "My story" blog which proved to be quite a remarkable hit last year in certain sectors. It was a funny sort of a story. Honestly that is the only one even I myself read till this day. It makes me laugh and think how funny can my life get. Comedy of errors all around!! Mind it though as it was just a real life STORY and now it turns out that this year has not really been a story. This year has done a lot of things to me which can never possibly become part of a "story". I have been asking too many questions lately and especially recently. I did find the answers in a very simple way, in fact in just one single sentence.

I saw this on a friend's page....Great Person!! I am still feeling the impact of that literal Greatness. Would tell you more about it later!!

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
Woody Allen

Now I don't know, who in the world is this Mr. Woody Allen. Sorry Mr Wood or whatever, My knowledge of American celebs is very thin. American celeb Mr Woody?(Courtesy Wikipedia):P. Even Wikipedia is not a reliable or a positive source. Sorry Mr Woody!! I once changed Amir Khan's Father's name to honorable Mr Piyush Manocha and it stayed there for a good couple of hours un till some hole appeared out of no where and changed it for my dislike. :D . On No! Following the tracks!! What Mr Woody said is amazing and suits me. Suits me?? Huh!

Now you might think that Manocha is sort of a "Lunatic". He really wants to know the Universe? Don't worry! He never knew his specialization in his college. And that's it!! Mr Woody is right. How Mr. Woody's words fit in to my life is another story. I love stories!!

Ok Now! Diversion ahead!!

Section Personalities!!

This year I have seen and come to know some very interesting characters in my life. Some I already knew and some I got to know recently. Now I honestly feel that psychology Governs everything in case of an every different individual. I just feel, Ok? And I feel so many things. Damn!! But I have decided to divide them in three different sections!!

1)Astrological Kinds or the ones who hail from Blind faith background!

2)Sophisticated Kinds or the ones who hail from Financial faith background!!

3)Spiritual Kinds or ones who hail from Religious background!!!

Personality # 1

So here is this guy I know and I know him from many years. He just lives in his own world and that is the world of Astrology. Even his knowledge is quite remarkable in this field. He could talk on this for months. For him every thing is in astrological order. He is constantly asking for the birth dates? and then he says "Ok Piyush! You should pursue this woman or not pursue ". Sorry Women came in again. :P They chase me all the time. :D. This guy is right and I don't want to talk further because he is one of my best friends.:)) He is the Astrological Kinds for me though. May be the family or financial background has something to do with it? Or may be not!! May be these are the similar exps in life which lead them to behave in this way. Now, Who cares about them? Let them live the Darn way they want to live. :D

Lets move on!!


Personality # 2

This was a product of my online ventures. I got to know this girl early this year simply because of some circumstances Or you can say intentional Circumstances.:P
Great person no doubt. She belongs to the real high class. Shes one of those Vasant Vihar types. In the Economic class structure of Delhi they are simply at the top of the tree. Vasant Vihar Man!! Even some Anglo guy from England or North America can't match up to them. They are over polished species. They can teach English to Englishman. Trust me!! Well this Girl!! Sarcasm is just a way of life for her. She only believes that LIFE is Governed by self and self standards. hmmm So they are the second kind of people in my book. They are the Sophisticated Kinds!! Purely out of the life circumstances again and wealth has more to so with them. Now imagine no wealth and you make an exact opposite person.

Personality # 3

They are closest to the reality and they are the 3rd kinds in my book. They have realized that neither the blind faith nor the financial faith works. What works is that non material things which exist deep in our minds. They are probably the closest to the reality. They live in a carefree way for themselves but are very caring for the others at the same time. Take that!! Care free and caring!! They are Angel beings who can usher in positive energy in to any ones life. This is that Great person whom I talked about earlier. They are the spiritual kinds who believe in positivity and deep knowledge about life.

So this world is full of interesting people and they have their own way of life. Now in my book I can chose from these 3 different kinds. If there are more kinds of personalities existing, time would find them for me.


I have lived a fantasy life this year rather than living a real life form and probably that is why I feel frustrated! I should how ever not forget that What ever I have tried has made me a better person.

Hope you could read this far!

Take care!

Manocha Fantasy

Disclaimer: This stuff below is a work of my imagination. As the title reads this post is a fantasy. It never happened or it would not happen. Consequently some things may seem less realistic than nonfiction writing on ME :P. Yet isn't that what a fantasy is all about in the first place?
Furthermore I have used the country names like Turkey and Afghanistan because of mine particular interest in their extreme cultural differences, though both being centrally islamic in nature.
Also the scientific concept mentioned here is accurate as per as my gained knowledge through various online sources. Please also note that it is only a proposal and not a proven theory.


HI All,

This is September the 30th,2010 and the disaster year still has some time left. Strangely though now I am enjoying of it what's left. This year has been more eventful than any of the previous years I have witnessed. This cycle could be natural too. I mean one can expect more drama and thrill as he gets older...haha.. Now, Lets shift our focus on what this post is all about. Just for the fun and fantasy. Let me predict my future for you in a completely different way. I am actually looking in these parallel universes and trying to find a connection. (there exists multiple universes wherein all the things here in this universe have an exact replica.)

5 years fast forward!
Life # 1--> Fun in Turkey!

I just arrived at the Esenboğa International Airport in Ankara,Turkey as an Indian diplomat.
I seem to be enjoying my life to the fullest. As part of an additional responsibility I have also been asked to keep a check on a suspicious lady the GOI is after. Now why Lady?? It is simply because of my great physical ability. Just wasn't good enough for any other tougher operation. At the same time they could not undermine my mental smartness and my speciality in foreign affairs and also fyi my smooth talking ability w.r.t women. fantasy LOL! So they chose me!! I consider myself a lucky man been assigned to follow this beautiful lady. And I consider my self even more luckier for being sent to this country amidst the earlier talks of a possible sending to Afghanistan. Also the women here in Turkey are so very liberal,which actually makes the task easier. And finally in the process of it all, I am having an torrid affair with this beautiful lady. Ultimate fun!! Its almost out of a Bond movie. WOW!!

It is actually the best possible set of events in my life that I can see happening in one of the universes.

Forget it now and let me see in to a different universe.

Life # 2-->Afghanistan the hell!!

Here the same guy living a life under the same name but in a different universe has unfortunately been sent to Afghanistan and the additional task still is to spy on a woman. Why woman again? Its probably has something to do with my subconscious :p. The only problem is that ,I can't really see the face of the woman I have to locate and follow. Different culture here. Very closed. Liberal word probably won't even exist in the next 100 years. Ugly things happen here and I find myself beaten up by a group of women. Even more stranger could be the talibanis themselves pelting stones at me un till I am pronounced dead. This is actually hell and now let me try some other universe.

So lets move on!

Life # 3!!!

I have not achieved what I intended to. I am living a fairly normal life like any of the other human beings in India. By this I mean the expected pattern like the current pattern of my life. Its good to think about the normal stuff. This is good but it also turns out to be the most boring possible scenario.

Lets picture some thing else now.

Life # 4!!!!

In this fourth universe when I look I found that I don't even exist. Holy Cow! Though I find most of the people I know including my mom and dad. Wait! They are not my parents here. Strange universe this. It actually tells me that I make no difference with my existence. Bitter truth!

Hang on again!! Damn some ass is driving my Alto. I feel like killing him. How dare he touched my Aston Martin. Bloody hell!

Now there could be so many lives I am living at the very same time. Just don't have it now to describe it all.

What is the parallel reality?

Now let me give you my perspective on this parallel universe concept. Have you ever thought or wondered why only a six or a four or a two appears when you a throw a dice and not your wish say 1?? Or why something which has appeared was only what you wanted??
What would you call it? Sheer luck? Huh!! This does not explain any thing to me.

Now according to this theory in a case of dice there would be all the six outcomes in six different universes. Or you can imagine increasing the number of outcomes and the number of universes are increased to support it. This interesting theory is called Theory of Parallel Universes. I find this theory of parallel universes the best possible theory to justify our existence or our problems or our success in life..things like luck?? by chance?? destiny?? though believed no doubt and even I believe in destiny. But what explains destiny and luck?? It is a thing that some thing happens here and the else happens some where. Or otherwise why only Amitabh Bachchan or Shahrukh Khan are what, what they actually are today. Why not you or me?? May be in some universe I am the Amitabh Bachchan as known today and Shahrukh Khan is writing blogs like me. For me this theory explains everything.:D Virtually everything. I am a no scientist but I wanna thank those great scientist who put forward this theory and help me sort out a lot questions regarding my life. I am grateful to them. Trust me. :D:P.

I now very strongly believe that whatever happened to me could really be for the good or for the bad. The thing is that I just don't have to care all about this. I am just a possible outcome in these infinite possibilities of this multiverse.

Ha! I have some tough work coming up so won't be able to update for some time. So before I sign off, just some more talk here on the current events.

The commonwealth games are great for this country and I am sure that they would be successful. But hey ,In another universe India has already hosted Olympics 4 times. So stay cool. haha.
Now I just want to pin-point that guy Mr Bhanot again like I did on fb. He was easily the biggest cause of embarrassment of India at a world stage. I hope these species called bhanot don't exist in other universes. They ain't good for our hygiene. I heard Mr Rushdie talking to NDTV and saying that this guy should be spanked. Nice word ,Sir!

Ayodhya verdict. People hardly care about this. There are much bigger things in this country than constructing a temple or a mosque. Though the high court verdict is out but it just does not seem that this would end here. Talking about the concept. In one of the universes Chauhan never lost to Ghauri in 1192 second battle of tarain. and apparently things are completely different as far as the religious demographics of south asia are concerned. So no temple/mosque issue there. Certainly a better place than this one.

FYK: There is a place in Palestine called Ramallah. Ram+Allah. Go figure!!

Well folks I hope you liked this post.

Take care!!
Piyush

Disaster-2010!

Disclaimer: Please do not take any of my views given below personally as this is only my personal take! I do not intend to Impose myself.
Enjoy!

Hi All,

This is 26th of July and Its been months since I last opened my dashboard. And well I hope you all are doing fine and you very well need to be..because what I mean is that if you gonna read this further then you really need to be in good shape! You could still skip this..,.think about it....oh no you wanna read this..God Bless Then!

Life rewind!

A few months back!

A storm!

This year till date has been like a storm in my life. I am alone in this huge ocean called life, trying to sail across. But this storm could always kill me.

A dream in the middle of a storm!

I was sleeping!!
It was peaceful!!
The peaceful sleep had a beautiful dream...
The dream had a beautiful human in it
I was loving it..I still I am :)!
It was an Incredible feeling. We were talking! My interactions were so so vivid! Then suddenly it became a distraction as I am awakened to the reality. A serious distraction. And I lost the plot completely. Then came the disaster which usually accompanies the storm.

Spell Disaster-->!

Well I was going pretty well and I was up for the challenge! Yes this year I had a challenging task up my sleeves and I was rubbing my butt for it. I was putting in some serious hard work, But butt!! Nothing happened, In fact it could not have been worse! Worst nightmare came true!! Everything was screwed on a single day. I never knew what hit me but suddenly I was down in the dumps again! All hell broke loose!! What all were my options then?

1 Suicide!
2 Homicide!
3 Pesticide...aah forget it!

Well well well! Are you getting what I am trying to say? I hope not!! still let me try an explain...Actually what happened was a combined affect of failures and successes on my mind. Whose Failure? Mine..of course...Whose Successes?...my peers,,,of course!!

Defining the worst period-->Disaster!

Disaster happens and only disaster, If the risk you take backfires on you. Nothing else could happen then. And then even the closest ONES stop backing you. Then they would even go all out and try an hurt you. And if this is not enough then you get to hear some great news. So and so has raised hell! There is one neighbor of ours and he has been such a pain lately. Trust me that a** is worth mentioning here. He would show of at any given hour and would start boasting about his IP KIDS! (IP Kids refer to the great enggs of the great IP university and unfortunately I am one of them). He goes like this.. O! One kid is in US and the other is in Japan and so on..blah blah blah..,Though I assure you that very little has the IP has to do with these kids. Its all our great IT industry in India which is making lives of so many as rosy as anything!! Getting to the point again,,,.and then he finishes and the firing starts at our home and it hurts me bad. It makes me sick!
Well I have a few questions to the people around me..So what I never wanted to do a particular job? So what I never landed in US? Does this mean that I deserve nothing? Does this mean that I am a sad guy with a sad life? Why don't they give me my chance? Whats wrong with all the middle class dreams in this country??
Well the world could suddenly become hell and you suddenly start to feel as an pariah. This is what has happened to me this year.

Now I am in a "introspect mode" and I am seriously contemplating just How would I get out of this hole I suddenly find myself in? I am thinking!! Also I have started working again as I was running out of funds to fund my self projects...Life goes on...and It would carry on its course..and in the end I do not actually wanna blame my closed ones for anything! They have done all they could..in fact more and now its my turn to do something.


I accept!

Hell...one thing you should not do in life is "planning something". Please remove the word Plan from your dictionary. It would never happen the way you wanted it. I don't believe in any god or any super natural powers. But I accept for the very first time that things are controlled by some one. This is my personal take again. Some where some one control your actions! You could never do it if that some one doesn't give a nod.

2010 is worst year of my life and I am writing it here for all of you to know it. Now one thing I want is to reach January the 1st 2011 as quickly as possible.


Manocha Power!

In the end I would like to conclude on a positive note. Inspite of the happenings around me there is some power which keeps me going and which drives me. It gives me immense strength always and its very well hidden in my name. I call it the Manocha Power. ..Well I am still alive and I can pull off anything..just any damn thing..
I salute the spirit of Manocha Power!!

Cheers!
Piyush

The Dull life and the Time Machine

Hi All,

This is what.. sorry I forgot the date....ya 26th. I hope I got this right.. and I am at my home relaxing but the cost is being paid and that cost is a very sad and a dull life.
Well this so called "useful period" for which I left my job is fast turning or rather has already turned into a "resting period" courtesy my extreme lethargic nature...

Monotonous life is very much the theme here and what's worst is that I just don't do anything. I mean I just can't find an alternative to my sleep. Average 16-20 hours a day. Would you believe that?

The brain is very much empty and recently it has been working like a time machine.
The time machine kicks off on its own and then comes to a halt in the year 2004 and then further takes a forward gear.

"NIEC"
Yes the four letter word would always be a part of my life. I still remember that fateful day of the year 2004 when I attended the counselling session for getting admitted to the great university of IndraPrastha in Delhi. We all had heard that this was a university which was least preferred for all the aspiring enggs in the area and getting through this would be a cake walk. But for some reason and our "Ill luck factor" which accompanied us through out had some other plans. Suddenly everyone in Delhi wanted a piece of this university.
Thank fully or not or whatever I some how managed to get through in the 2nd counselling.
By the time of the 2nd counsl. this "least preferred" univ became the "most preferred" and I admit that I was happy regarding this engg. course in Delhi.

I remember the very first day of the college and ya the college itself. It is in the area of Delhi where the population density is humongous and literally a desert separates it from the highway. I know the population and desert doesn't make any sense but trust me that's how it was. Daily I had to bear this highly frustrating journey which always dampened mine spirits to be an engineer...

"College Crowd" was ok sort but was a rare commodity due to the fact that college was only in its 2nd year of existence. Though it was good from the infrastructure point of you but for the dislike was still very much under construction.


I was always a private person and never really cared making too many friends.I still I am. Forget about friends!! Faculty was thin in number but was enough for the number of students the college had. good teacher:student ratio for some one doing a survey on delhi colleges!!
Lot of time was spend outside college rather being inside. Clearing the semesters were easy pickings as personally I never studied but some how managed to make the cut at the very last juncture. It was a typical college life with mixed moments of happiness and some time even humiliation..

well don't take my views about the Niec seriously because this may vary from person to person. and don't take any any negativity from this blog as its mere a frustration deposition center of mine.

The time machine fast forwards itself back in the present times.
I really don't have much to share but still for the record I do all the basics all right. I get up in the morning and I sleep at nights. Thats it. Sometimes I take out my Alto for a drive and I feel m driving xcedingly well and super fast for some one who has learnt the skills a few months back and that's probably is the only cool part of life left.

I hope I achieve what I set out for early this year..though the hopes are fast diminishing... but I need your blessings for that....
I will keep you in the loop regarding any happenings or ms-happenings and I hope you liked the time machine stint. I also hope you missed the hahas of the blog but trust me the life itself is turning out to be a haha these days.

Thank you!
Piyush