Disclaimer: If you have made a special mention on this page, well, you are so damned lucky and valued, because this is my page. Also, exactly 1 year ago, I was sitting with a senior VP of my organization and he asked me what does HCL stand for? LOL! The title was my answer and it still is; Never worked in a more Indianized company!! Cheers! :D
HI All
I intend to share something special which should help release my strained psyche, it’s been building for a year now!
My current joint HCL and my amazing friends out there. This is for them!! Also
funnily, I don't have time, I don't have time to write some personal rambling
anymore, but the HCL folks deserve every bit of MY time. As if I ever owned the
TIME! Also its all LOLJK sports, No offence intended, just the sarcasm only if
I could muster some! The deteriorating class is palpable on the keyboard. The
rust is apparent, so this is not my vintage blog if you were ever following
this. :)
This is a different writing dosage; Pointers on my
colleagues, some of them might run after my life on this!! Names all left to be
imagined and sketched. Sitters though really!
Bantu Banter:
There is one person who is already after my life for a
year now, Weird situation and will take some weird explanation. Okay, may be it’s
like some dumb and delusional cattle, blocking an expressway with all her
mighty fatness in glory ...Lord Save me! My message: "I am not driving on that expressway"!! Though, a
really good and kind-hearted person, a rock star with a bank full of talent.
About the Cattle part, its revenge on all of your Kapil act jokes on me…Its LOLJK sports. Fatness is full of cuteness, my friend. :)
Mash Cash:
This person is amazing, he is a true leader. Not that I
want to gain points here but he packs a punch and is totally aggressive, like
totally- and I am sure he likes spicy mustard. You also have to admire his
calmness and his embodiment of MS Dhoni. Like Dhoni, he would not bother
shouting on his Ishant sharma(That would be me :p), even if I gave away 30 in 5
balls, because giving me a go was his plan and he would still give me an over
because he worships his planning and nor could he ever discourage any one. He
is a game changer for all and amazingly unperturbed 100% winner! Also, the
safest place when he is around is ANYWHERE. Simply COOL!
Deep Leap:
My old friend, who
recently got hitched, God blesses his soul! LOLJK! A real good guy and also
someone with street smartness, you have to understand that somewhere we are all
very smart but only a few of us are able to execute it to perfection. This guy
does it with so very ease and also knows how to make friends. Whatever he does
to me or against me,(sending me to expressway) I could never feel a hint of
despise or grudge towards him. He is a great social diplomat. An oldie pal from
FCS days with whom I could discuss anything.
Gary Wary:
She is such a wonderful and warm person. With her, the
biggest trouble spot I have is the 7" between my ears. (Chata lagadungi;
Slap Slap). Her credentials of Btech plus MBA make her one hell of a job strategist!
She is the true benchmark in the office and the professional to beat! Though
she too might get hitched anytime soon, so good luck buddy and it would help us
weed out a lot of unnecessary competition! Sorry I jumped the gun, there is
still time. ;)
Joyous Joy:
We have a stark difference in personalities
but maybe he is the only guy capable of understanding my labyrinth brain system
and its maneuvers. He knows how to make experiences and enjoy experiences. An
open minefield with abundant reserves of knowledge, all ready to be exploded any moment. He has his self-professed hobby of being obsessively caring to the
people whom he is friends with, I don't think I'll listen to your next lecture
on my career path. :p
He has his own crisis though; a simmering migraine which
only a woman wearing a gallon of perfume could help with. So tie the knot my
friend.
Rest of the JOY:
There are so many other beautiful people and I don’t have
the words and acumen to accommodate all. They are great, they are seniors, and
they are so very helpful. Especially the two legendary ladies. They are super
kind and I am being bluntly honest. Never a lie on this page. Though, sometimes
they ask questions which they already know the answers to. So irritating and
annoying. LOLJK! ;p
We have a lot of firepower which makes us the superpower of
our organization but still we love shopping for some new firepower. There is
this beautiful new entrant in to our system, who is enigmatic, energetic,
charismatic, cinematic, fantastic and romantic. What?! I was testing my vocab
and rhyming power.
What is she, all that? Wait whoa! Does even the person of interest exist? LOLJK!
Not everything is all perfect in our heavenly universe.
Sometimes a lot of our firepower & energy is spent in tearing some old
heavyweights or rules or indulging in useless arguments. It’s like a gym
situation, when someone is loud grunting lifting light weights, especially louder from
others benching heavy weights.
I think we should
spend all that loud grunt/energy to lift the newbies instead. :-p
One has to let go of some of their preconceived notions
about people." Oh, what are those? "That they're sane." LOLJK
moment. ;)
Okay enough I am not making sense now, back to old school
melodrama. There is a lot of rain in this world and a lot of crushed souls.
Also, it seems that I'm doomed to a life of poverty now. Damn you twitter/facebook,
I feel like useless, it eats up all of my precious time and so how am I supposed
to work and earn money! I am an impending implosion.
Why?! Because I have made some healthy choices which are
going to kill me. I need a body sculpting plan. I love eating parathas, pizzas
and hell I even started drinking and getting all high, also had a black out!
Lol! BUT I also remember the day when I wrote a teetotaler piece on this page.
It was a 100 years ago and now, my life is all so upside down! ;)
Phew! Enough! I had forgotten the password to this blog of
mine, thank god or not but they have this recovery thing. likewise, I am all so changed
and recovered! My frustrations are no longer maddening. I have been upgraded.
Dating has been so uncanny; lot of girls in life is also like having no girls
at all. Life is more chaotic than ever, I am sure now that it’s the standard
procedure everyone has to go through. I love myself and I do pray to myself for
myself!(copied from somewhere) My new lifestyle…Though 2014 will be all about
change. I am sure I'm ready. Adios!
