Thursday, September 30, 2010

Manocha Fantasy

Disclaimer: This stuff below is a work of my imagination. As the title reads this post is a fantasy. It never happened or it would not happen. Consequently some things may seem less realistic than nonfiction writing on ME :P. Yet isn't that what a fantasy is all about in the first place?
Furthermore I have used the country names like Turkey and Afghanistan because of mine particular interest in their extreme cultural differences, though both being centrally islamic in nature.
Also the scientific concept mentioned here is accurate as per as my gained knowledge through various online sources. Please also note that it is only a proposal and not a proven theory.


HI All,

This is September the 30th,2010 and the disaster year still has some time left. Strangely though now I am enjoying of it what's left. This year has been more eventful than any of the previous years I have witnessed. This cycle could be natural too. I mean one can expect more drama and thrill as he gets older...haha.. Now, Lets shift our focus on what this post is all about. Just for the fun and fantasy. Let me predict my future for you in a completely different way. I am actually looking in these parallel universes and trying to find a connection. (there exists multiple universes wherein all the things here in this universe have an exact replica.)

5 years fast forward!
Life # 1--> Fun in Turkey!

I just arrived at the Esenboğa International Airport in Ankara,Turkey as an Indian diplomat.
I seem to be enjoying my life to the fullest. As part of an additional responsibility I have also been asked to keep a check on a suspicious lady the GOI is after. Now why Lady?? It is simply because of my great physical ability. Just wasn't good enough for any other tougher operation. At the same time they could not undermine my mental smartness and my speciality in foreign affairs and also fyi my smooth talking ability w.r.t women. fantasy LOL! So they chose me!! I consider myself a lucky man been assigned to follow this beautiful lady. And I consider my self even more luckier for being sent to this country amidst the earlier talks of a possible sending to Afghanistan. Also the women here in Turkey are so very liberal,which actually makes the task easier. And finally in the process of it all, I am having an torrid affair with this beautiful lady. Ultimate fun!! Its almost out of a Bond movie. WOW!!

It is actually the best possible set of events in my life that I can see happening in one of the universes.

Forget it now and let me see in to a different universe.

Life # 2-->Afghanistan the hell!!

Here the same guy living a life under the same name but in a different universe has unfortunately been sent to Afghanistan and the additional task still is to spy on a woman. Why woman again? Its probably has something to do with my subconscious :p. The only problem is that ,I can't really see the face of the woman I have to locate and follow. Different culture here. Very closed. Liberal word probably won't even exist in the next 100 years. Ugly things happen here and I find myself beaten up by a group of women. Even more stranger could be the talibanis themselves pelting stones at me un till I am pronounced dead. This is actually hell and now let me try some other universe.

So lets move on!

Life # 3!!!

I have not achieved what I intended to. I am living a fairly normal life like any of the other human beings in India. By this I mean the expected pattern like the current pattern of my life. Its good to think about the normal stuff. This is good but it also turns out to be the most boring possible scenario.

Lets picture some thing else now.

Life # 4!!!!

In this fourth universe when I look I found that I don't even exist. Holy Cow! Though I find most of the people I know including my mom and dad. Wait! They are not my parents here. Strange universe this. It actually tells me that I make no difference with my existence. Bitter truth!

Hang on again!! Damn some ass is driving my Alto. I feel like killing him. How dare he touched my Aston Martin. Bloody hell!

Now there could be so many lives I am living at the very same time. Just don't have it now to describe it all.

What is the parallel reality?

Now let me give you my perspective on this parallel universe concept. Have you ever thought or wondered why only a six or a four or a two appears when you a throw a dice and not your wish say 1?? Or why something which has appeared was only what you wanted??
What would you call it? Sheer luck? Huh!! This does not explain any thing to me.

Now according to this theory in a case of dice there would be all the six outcomes in six different universes. Or you can imagine increasing the number of outcomes and the number of universes are increased to support it. This interesting theory is called Theory of Parallel Universes. I find this theory of parallel universes the best possible theory to justify our existence or our problems or our success in life..things like luck?? by chance?? destiny?? though believed no doubt and even I believe in destiny. But what explains destiny and luck?? It is a thing that some thing happens here and the else happens some where. Or otherwise why only Amitabh Bachchan or Shahrukh Khan are what, what they actually are today. Why not you or me?? May be in some universe I am the Amitabh Bachchan as known today and Shahrukh Khan is writing blogs like me. For me this theory explains everything.:D Virtually everything. I am a no scientist but I wanna thank those great scientist who put forward this theory and help me sort out a lot questions regarding my life. I am grateful to them. Trust me. :D:P.

I now very strongly believe that whatever happened to me could really be for the good or for the bad. The thing is that I just don't have to care all about this. I am just a possible outcome in these infinite possibilities of this multiverse.

Ha! I have some tough work coming up so won't be able to update for some time. So before I sign off, just some more talk here on the current events.

The commonwealth games are great for this country and I am sure that they would be successful. But hey ,In another universe India has already hosted Olympics 4 times. So stay cool. haha.
Now I just want to pin-point that guy Mr Bhanot again like I did on fb. He was easily the biggest cause of embarrassment of India at a world stage. I hope these species called bhanot don't exist in other universes. They ain't good for our hygiene. I heard Mr Rushdie talking to NDTV and saying that this guy should be spanked. Nice word ,Sir!

Ayodhya verdict. People hardly care about this. There are much bigger things in this country than constructing a temple or a mosque. Though the high court verdict is out but it just does not seem that this would end here. Talking about the concept. In one of the universes Chauhan never lost to Ghauri in 1192 second battle of tarain. and apparently things are completely different as far as the religious demographics of south asia are concerned. So no temple/mosque issue there. Certainly a better place than this one.

FYK: There is a place in Palestine called Ramallah. Ram+Allah. Go figure!!

Well folks I hope you liked this post.

Take care!!
Piyush